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February 1st, 2007 10:00 PM #23
wanna trade-in some of our Florida sunshine... anyone?
pero anlamig din dito for the last few days na, lalo na sa gabi. freezing pa nga kung minsan kaya problema ng mga orange growers eh baka lugi sila this season.
aso had that similar experience sa Indiana naman... bagong dating din ako US. langya, nagpapala ako ng snow at 3AM galing airport. di kasi makapasok sasakyan sa driveway at hindi naman pede iwan sa kalsada at baka mapala nun snow plow. oh well, i guess florida it is, for me.
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February 5th, 2007 02:26 AM #24
Advantage lang sa may snow,libre ka yelo 4 your Halo-halo...he,he,he.
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March 31st, 2007 08:52 PM #27
I always thought snow was overrated. This confirms it.
Snow is only magical when you don't get it. It's best that you never do. Huwag mo nang intindihin. Hiwaga'y huwag nang lutasin. Sayang ang hiwaga, pag di na siya hiwaga.
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March 31st, 2007 08:57 PM #28
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May 25th, 2007 10:04 PM #29A young lady goes to her local pet store in search
of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: *** FROGS!
Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee!
Comes with complete instructions!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
watching her. She whispers softly to the young man
behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the
instructions The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly
on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her
apartment, she grabs the instructions and reads them
very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions say:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very ***y nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to
her dismay, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed
and quite upset. She grabs the instructions and rereads
them and then notices at the bottom of the page, in small
print, it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please
call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at
work. When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The young lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according
to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you
how to do this ONE more time. . .
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May 25th, 2007 10:14 PM #30A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So
they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when
she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english?
Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What's your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:***?
Taha: I love it
Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
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