Joke Time!

**mazdamazda** · June 15th, 2005 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by baiskee

o..tawa muna daw.

:hihihi:

hoy bai...

nahahawa ka nasa akin ha!!!

**odell** · June 15th, 2005 03:58 PM

nagbuhayan ng threads ah.. hehehehehe

tawa laaang!

wahehehheehhehehehe

**donski** · November 14th, 2006 11:29 PM

[SIZE="3"]White Christmas [/SIZE]

Dear Diary,

Dec 14

Finally arrived in America for the first time.

News: about the possibility of a White Christmas!

Dec 15

Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card my sister sent me. Oh, how beautiful!!! (Nicer than the ash fall of Mt. Pinatubo!)

Dec 16

Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! I really enjoyed shoveling my sister’s driveway. It was really FUN!!! A snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back to this nice citizen and shoveled again... no problem.

Dec 17

Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped down to 5 degrees. The snowplow covered the driveway again with a compacted snow. I guess I’ll have to shovel again. It’s quite fun though. But it is really cold out!!! BRRRRRRR..........

Dec 18

The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Then at night, the temp went down again and became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister’s new car. WOW, HASTLE!!! More snow and ice predicted. Sho-shovel nanaman ako?!!! Ah leche, suma-sakit na ang likod ko !!! Whew... I miss my houseboy so much!!!

Dec 19

******-ina, ang Lamig!!!! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the streets with “sand”, then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with the dirty sand on the driveway again. Eh, tangina, ako NANAMAN ang mag sho-shovel noon eh!!!!!!!! Ang hirap pala kung araw-araw mong ginagawa!!! Kung nasa Pilipinas ‘to pinag-mumura ko na yung tanginang driver na yon!!! LECHE!!!

Dec 20

Power went off due to the weather and cold. Sinisipon na kaming lahat dito. Used kerosene heater which tipped over. Putaragis, nasunog yung mga kilay at pilik mata ko. Hindot!!! Bwuisit na bansa ito!!!

Dec 21

More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees!!! Nag li-leak na yung bubong ng utol ko. All the Plumbing pipes are frozen. Naku hindot, wala pang katulong! Mukhang ako nanaman ang gagawa!!! Tangina, ang hirap ng buhay na walang maid!! Pagbumalik pa yung hayop na snowplow na yon, sa-salubungin ko na siya ng pala at palakol!!!

Dec 22

Anak ng ****, ang ginaw! Inabangan ko yung snowplow, hinabol ko ng itak at ina-temp kong saksakin yung driver, pero nakatakas ang kupal. Hindi ko mahabol dahil ang sakit ng mga daliri, toes at likod ko, at luma-labo ang paningin ko. Nabubulag na yata ako!

Dec 23

Lumamig nanaman!!! Dumami nanaman ang SNOW. Sabi sa tv na a-abot hanggang Abril daw ang winter season!!!

Ano?!! Ayoko na!!! Inyo na!!! BUWAKA-NG-INA!

KAYO NALANG DITO. UUWI NA ‘KO SA PILIPINAS!

Lecheng bansa ito!!!

**Red Bureau** · November 15th, 2006 03:24 PM

I really like that joke coz of first hand expereince regarding the winter snow hahaha I really thought it was fun but just the same, familiarity breeds contempt hehehe

**arez_g** · January 27th, 2007 04:55 AM

Yup,There is no such sweeter place like home...

**just4u** · January 27th, 2007 06:40 AM

good one..... kakatuwang basahin...

**niky** · January 27th, 2007 10:05 AM

Nag-LOL ako sa:

Naku hindot, wala pang katulong! Mukhang ako nanaman ang gagawa!!! Tangina, ang hirap ng buhay na walang maid!!

How true!!!! Andami kong kilalang ganyan!

**d j** · January 27th, 2007 11:48 AM

lol, I can relate to that except for the shoveling part... I was stationed in Washington state for four years, after I realized that me and balls freezing weather do mix well; I asked to get an assignment back to cali

...here I don't feel homesick as much, there's filipino stores everywhere (goldilocks/jolibee/ling nam/filipino minimarts) plus TFC/GMA plus the weather imo is a happy medium. but still nothing beats PI.