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    April 25th, 2012 07:27 AM #531
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    April 26th, 2012 01:18 AM #532
    nahipo ni BF ang legs ni GF...

    GF: oops.! Psalm 1:29.!
    BF: sorry babes.

    (pag-uwi, hinanap ni BF sa Bible ang Psalm 1:29.)

    "GO HIGHER AND FIND GLORY."

    BF: PUTCHA! Sayang!

    Moral LESSON: Magbasa kasi ng Bible.
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    April 26th, 2012 07:57 PM #533
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    April 27th, 2012 12:52 PM #534
    Rey: uy, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman.

    Edong: Pahingi?! Nasaan ka nung nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka nung nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at bumubuhos ang ulan? Nasaan ka nung oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka???

    Rey: Nakulong ako noon! Nakapatay kasi ako ng madamot!!!

    Edong: ganun ba? Kuha ka na, kahit ilan! May langka pa dun!
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    April 27th, 2012 12:53 PM #535
    Mom: doc ano gagawin ko sa anak ko? ang liit ng bird niya?!

    Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cake.

    kinabukasan, nagluto si mommy ng sampung hotcake...

    Anak: wow daming hot cake!!!

    Mom: hep, hep.. tatlo lang ang sa'yo dyan.. sa daddy mo ang pito.
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    April 27th, 2012 12:55 PM #536
    Bakit ganun? ..sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
    ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka I'm always
    here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

    Hindi ba ako pwedeng i-display sa mga tao? kahit
    minsan lang?

    - Kumot (nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)
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    April 27th, 2012 12:57 PM #537
    ‎5 tips for a happy man's life is to...
    1. have a girl to help you at work,
    2. have a girl to take care & love you,
    3. have a girl who can make you laugh,
    4. have a girl who spoils you,








    Lastly
    5. make sure these FOUR girls don't know each other.
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    April 29th, 2012 10:47 AM #538



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    April 29th, 2012 10:21 PM #539
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    April 30th, 2012 06:06 PM #540
    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

    He shoots his friend to death.

    Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL

    your friends".
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