[Merged] Just for Laughs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brFUGMB7Aa8

hehe laughtrip po!

ito po yung kasunod dun sa previous clip

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^^^ Sir? San po pwedeng mag-subscribe dyan? Hehe!

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From Bubble Gang.


Ano tawag sa taong mahilig sa babae?
- Babaero!

Ano tawag sa taong nagkakatay ng mga hayop?
- Matadero!

Ano tawag sa taong marunong mag - magic?
- Madyikero!

Ano tawag sa taong laging nakatayo sa kanto?
- Kanto ............errrr, TAMBAY!

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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale
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[SIZE=2]Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
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[SIZE=2]The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
[/SIZE][SIZE=2]The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".[/SIZE] [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was..

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take 1 only ONE God is watching."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.[/SIZE]

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk toGod. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute." ---

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

[SIZE=2]As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was..

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute." [/SIZE]

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Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na
namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng subject na COUNTER STRIKE,
wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo
na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun.

Kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak
malayo ba yun? mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palang namin ang
palayan natin para mabili mo na yung instrumentong I-POD na
kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.

Anak komportable kaba dyan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan sa
VICTORIA COURT ??? - maganda ba dyan? Presco ba hangin katulad dito sa
atin?

Anak kamusta na pala yung sayans group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT?
Napailaw nyo na ba? Mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun?

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari arian natin ay maka
gradweyt ka na, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo. ??
Sana pag gradweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager
ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating nasa sanglaan.

Ay sya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi
kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan? Baka hindi masarap kawawa
ka naman.

Anak hanggang dito na lang at sana sa susunod ay maipapadala ko sayo ang perang pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.Isasanla ko muna bahay natin.

Ang nagmamahal

Itang at Inang

P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti. Mahal na mahal ka namin at gagawin
namin ang lahat alang-alang sa iyo.

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panalo lalo na yung joke about sa husband his wife and the phone.

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