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  1. jaykirsten
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    June 25th, 2012 02:11 PM #741
    PACMAN: "it flash to my nose tree times for they buy dead by too?"

    DIONISIA: beri easi. e di ekuals portin!.

    getz? walang balikan ng pagbasa.. haha

    hindi cya joke pero natawa kasi ako eh. hehe
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    June 25th, 2012 02:18 PM #742
    Teacher: Juan, bakit ba palagi mong napeperfect mga exam?

    Juan: bumilib ka na rin sakin maam? MATA ko pa nga lang ginamit ko eh. ano pa kaya kung yung UTAK ko na?

    walang hiyang juan
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    June 25th, 2012 02:29 PM #743
    ung di magtitino ang gobyerno at hindi natin maiaply ang natapos nating kurso. ito ang mangyayari:

    ENGINEERING - panday
    EDUCATION - tambay
    CRIMINOLOGY - tanod
    PMA - rebelde
    MEDICINE - albularyo
    IT - bantay sa comp. shop
    BS MATH - scorer sa liga
    FINE ARTS - pintor ng dingding
    PSYCHOLOGY - manghuhula
    TOURISM - driver
    MASCOM - bugaw
    NURSING - yaya
    MIDWIFERY - abortionist
    MEDTECH - drug pusher
    HRM - waiter

    eto pa.
    ACCOUNTANCY - kubrador!
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    June 25th, 2012 02:35 PM #744
    SA MENTAL HOSPITAL

    nagdrawing
    ang doctor ng
    pinto sa
    blackboard.

    Doctor: kung sino
    ang mauunang
    makalabas dito sa pinto
    ay makakalabas na dito sa
    HOSPITAL!

    Nag-unahan ang mga
    pasyente! Pero may
    isang di tumakbo at ito'y
    tumatawa..

    Doctor: aba mukhang
    magaling na ang isang ito huh!
    Matanong nga..
    Bakit di ka nakipag unahan
    sa pinto?

    PASYENTE: eh ABNO pala
    yang mga yan eh.. Pano
    sila makakalabas eh
    nasa akin
    yung SUSI..!
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    June 25th, 2012 03:06 PM #745
    ^ abnoy nga.......
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    June 25th, 2012 07:18 PM #746
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    ^ abnoy nga.......
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?
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    June 25th, 2012 07:46 PM #747
    Quote Originally Posted by nervenllarena View Post
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?
    :hysterical:
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    June 26th, 2012 12:30 AM #748
    Quote Originally Posted by nervenllarena View Post
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?
    ehrrrrrrrrmmm.......
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    June 26th, 2012 08:48 AM #749
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    June 26th, 2012 08:58 AM #750
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