Joke Time!

**jick.cejoco** · November 7th, 2014 07:59 PM

Uncle to nephew:

Hijo, pakibili mo ako ng Viagra yung ginagamit pampatigas

The nephew went to the grocery store, walked the aisles and could not find Viagra. After a couple of passes at the shelves, he saw mylanta, paid for it and headed home. He gave it to the uncle.

Uncle:
Hijo, ano ito? Hindi ito ang kailangan ko.

Nephew:
Uncle, matagal po ako naghanap wala po talaga. Kaya yan ang binili ko. Sabi kasi sa label- mylanta anti-gas

**JR318** · November 7th, 2014 08:42 PM

Q: What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.

**Monseratto** · November 9th, 2014 09:50 AM

"bang,bang"...:P

**Monseratto** · November 9th, 2014 10:00 AM

HEHEHE...

**JR318** · November 9th, 2014 10:08 AM

This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "that's impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, the good news is that you are clean of all STD'S. The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"

**JR318** · November 9th, 2014 10:12 AM

The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have *** with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have *** with her husband any more.

"For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want *** any more."

The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"

**macsd** · November 9th, 2014 12:20 PM

The Best Divorce Letter Ever. This Guy Nails It.

**JR318** · November 9th, 2014 01:48 PM

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so ****in salty!hahaha