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  1. Join Date
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    #1711
    hahaha

    si kagalingan parang bata

    noong bata siya: "mas maganda laruan ko bulok laruan niyo"

    noong teenager siya: "mas maporma rubber shoes ko bulok rubber shoes niyo"

    hanggang sa pag tanda niya ganyan parin

    "mas ok sa city ko bulok city niyo"

    haha

  2. Join Date
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    #1712
    well, he has a very fertile imagination.

    would anyone hazard a guess,
    what item makes for good fertilizer?

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    #1713
    he's like a teenager with his friends one-upping each other

    "so sobra laki ng bahay ng lolo ko kailangan ka sumakay golf cart para pumunta sa..."

    "wala yan... mas malaki pa bahay ng lolo ko..."

    ganyan ginagawa niya dito sa forum

  4. Join Date
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    #1714
    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    he's like a teenager with his friends one-upping each other

    "so sobra laki ng bahay ng lolo ko kailangan ka sumakay golf cart para pumunta sa..."

    "wala yan... mas malaki pa bahay ng lolo ko..."

    ganyan ginagawa niya dito sa forum
    maliit lang ang bahai ng lolo ko.
    ok lang.
    hindi siya mahirap linisin.

    star wax wax... star wax wax...

    heh heh.

  5. Join Date
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    #1715
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    well, he has a very fertile imagination.

    would anyone hazard a guess,
    what item makes for good fertilizer?
    I was going to type sh!t but i know tsikot will not accept that. So does crap susbtitute and relay the same message what kags is full of?

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    #1716
    Horse manure rofl

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    #1717
    etymology traces the evolution of the word, but it's all dry interest.

    but there is an interesting urban legend regarding the word ****, and how it came about. scientific, even.
    in the olden days, fecal material was used as a fertilizer.
    it was even shipped "to the colonies" for such.
    but fecal material had a dangerous feature.
    bacterial action within it, produces explosive methane gas.
    pity the poor seaman, who would go down into the hold of the ship carrying this shipment, using an open torch as light source...
    KA-BOOM!
    and so, as legend goes,
    such shipment was stored high on the un-enclosed part the ship, so's the methane gas won't accumulate.
    the standard instruction was to "Ship High In Transit".
    S.H.I T., inscribed on the cargo's box.

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    #1718
    tsikoteers,


    the few etchas na i dont mind holding eh ganito "frass"





    and it came from this caterpillar





    Kita nyo may natutunan na naman kayo sa isang "troll"

    Masyado common yung alam nyo etchas

    yan pinost ko ang tunay na magandang fertilizer.

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    #1719
    Quote Originally Posted by kagalingan View Post
    tsikoteers,


    the few etchas na i dont mind holding eh ganito "frass"





    and it came from this caterpillar





    Kita nyo may natutunan na naman kayo sa isang "troll"

    Masyado common yung alam nyo etchas

    yan pinost ko ang tunay na magandang fertilizer.
    it's ok.
    the honor is yours.
    i do not profess to be a shitologist.

  10. Join Date
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    #1720
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    in one memorable video,
    after a strong rain, the usual roads in true QC were flooded high.
    the guy drove his car straight down the road famous for very high flood levels, whereupon it floated for a while, then sunk. he was caught on camera, commenting that he didn't know...
    some inventive internet folks downloaded a hitler movie and put words in his mouth, making it look in his meeting with his generals, that he was mad at the driver... "...UP graduate pa naman siya..."

    i wish someone here would look for that video and show it here.

    addendum:
    i found it! CL's the initials. "i should have been informed".
    i also found the hitler spoof!
    it's still as hilarious as before! i was LOL by myself.
    alas, i do not know how to import it here.
    OT:

    Atty. Christopher "I wasn't informed" Lao

    One of the earliest victims of cyberbullying.






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