Why are you sad today?

[minicarph]

btw di ko alam kung dahil bata pa ako masyado nun HS and college or dahil sa pwesto or lugar? pero i really hated doing it with virgins. naapakan mo minsan ang clit eh LOL

paa ba ginagamit mo nun bata ka pa ninja,

[minicarph]

Malay nyo, meant to be pala si Cathy at ULS. A Tsikot love story...

malabo yan kasi ang type ni uls japanese, tsinita pero hinde chinese, kasi mas alpha ang japanese kaysa chinese
ang type ni cathy, german. yun boss nya saka yun look-a-like ng crush nya na pinost nya dito mukang german.

so pareho axis powers na umubos ng milyon miyon katao nun world war 2

ang hinahanap nila talaga dalawa eh yun susunod na anti-christ-like na pang world domination,

kaya sila nag-meet lagi nun 2011, kasi they found out from themselves that they have something in common, pero hinde nila makita kita, so pareho sila lost hoping to meet that alpha axis aryan race

[Ry_Tower]

There are only three reasons a guy in his late 30s or early 40s why he is still single.

- sobrang makati or malandi
- gay
- kulang sa confidence (takot or di marunong manligaw)

Kung girl naman....

- lack of appeal (hindi madating)
- high standards (unending search for mr. perfect)
- gay

Sa lalaki may qualifications pa yan. Kasi if pogi, either gay or playboy lang.

Yung 3 para lang sa hindi pogi. Hehe

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[papi smith]

Para di ka ma sad Cathy, daanin mo na lang sa kanta si crush...

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

[ninjababez]

Sa lalaki may qualifications pa yan. Kasi if pogi, either gay or playboy lang.

Yung 3 para lang sa hindi pogi. Hehe

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or maybe di nila alam na pogi sila? ^_^

[ninjababez]

Para di ka ma sad Cathy, daanin mo na lang sa kanta si crush...

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

hahaha may ex fubu ako noon, morena (not really my type) pero maganda ang ***y. sinayaw ba naman yan ng naka underwear lang showing off her near perfect body tapos kanta kanta pa. pinatahimik ko nga LOL
true story

[Egan101]

hahaha may ex fubu ako noon, morena (not really my type) pero maganda ang ***y. sinayaw ba naman yan ng naka underwear lang showing off her near perfect body tapos kanta kanta pa. pinatahimik ko nga LOL
true story

Isa kang alamat, bro! Ninja moves talaga!

[dreamur]

Isa kang alamat, bro! Ninja moves talaga!

Paano kaya pinatahimik ni ninja ung babae? Binusulan? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[travajante]

Paano kaya pinatahimik ni ninja ung babae? Binusulan? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Foot on clutch, I'm guessing.[emoji4]

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[dreamur]

Foot on clutch, I'm guessing.[emoji4]

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Good one bai!

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