What Are You Thinking About?

[CVT]

Orion's Belt in the Eastern sky.... Heaven's marker that Christmas is near....

[Jun aka Pekto]

Don't you hate it when one stinking hair can cause multiple urine streams while taking a wiz? One stream goes into the toilet (as planned). Another stream splatters all over the toilet seat and the wife's newly tiled floor. And still another stream goes for my leg.

Then I got lectured for having a foul mouth.

Geeez.

[jodski]

if someone wants to know something about me, wouldn't it be easier to ask me instead of searching for me in google?

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Ahahahaha :rofl: Stalker alert ba yan

[CVT]

Don't you hate it when one stinking hair can cause multiple urine streams while taking a wiz? One stream goes into the toilet (as planned). Another stream splatters all over the toilet seat and the wife's newly tiled floor. And still another stream goes for my leg.

Then I got lectured for having a foul mouth.

Geeez.

"Bakit ang babae sa tagal ng pagsasama tila mas mahirap maintindihan???".... :hysterical:


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[_Cathy_]

How would it feel like to touch someone you want so bad but can never have.

[vintot]

How would it feel like to touch someone you want so bad but can never have.

Ang Lalim naman nyan maam! Hehe

[_Cathy_]

Ang Lalim naman nyan maam! Hehe

Hahaha. That's why I hate getting close. Too much risk involved.

[bloowolf]

Don't you hate it when one stinking hair can cause multiple urine streams while taking a wiz? One stream goes into the toilet (as planned). Another stream splatters all over the toilet seat and the wife's newly tiled floor. And still another stream goes for my leg.

Then I got lectured for having a foul mouth.

Geeez.

Yeah, and women always thought it is just "point & shoot". They never knew that sometimes, it comes out as a stream, sometimes 2 streams, sometimes a spray or it goes to the left, right or upward:-)

[CVT]

How would it feel like to touch someone you want so bad but can never have.

Just touch the person and see how it goes...."You'll never know until you try"

You just have to be steadfast, like the Northern Star, with your limitations....


Cause sometimes

When we

Touch the

Honesty's too

Much and

I have

To close

My eyes

And hide.....


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[Jun aka Pekto]

Yeah, and women always thought it is just "point & shoot". They never knew that sometimes, it comes out as a stream, sometimes 2 streams, sometimes a spray or it goes to the left, right or upward:-)

The wife suggested that I sit down while taking a wiz. I'm like, "WTF? Heck, no."