What NICKNAMES do you call your boss or co-workers?

[rukawa11]

tawag ko sa co worker namin dati - sindikato, kasi lagi may kakuntsaba pag gagawa ng kalokohan
taz dun sa driver ng company naman - boy bangga, binangga yung pick up sa highway dalawa nadale nasandwich haha
taz sa boss ko tawag namin spongebob at p.i... buhok nya at mukha kahawig ni spngebob at pagnagmimeeting laging may pu*** in* sa bibig kahit nagkkwento lang haha

[ab_initio]

a friend's code when she shares to me her office activities. she codes her female officemates:

meniac-she usually asks her male subordinate to take her out for coffee after office. that's why, no male lawyer has ever thrived in her office.

refresher
second timer

the last two are bar repeaters, but lied about it. so young and yet so corrupt...sana di na lang sila pinapasa. tsk!

[compact]

May mga code kami dito sa amin para hindi makahalata ang ibang lahi na pinag uusapan sila
Puti - Boss na taga south africa
Ulo - Head of Department
Pula - Indian na pula ang buhok
Diabetes - Jordanian na ihi ng ihi, lalo na kapag may seminar o conference
Katutubo - kapag local yung boss
Pana - pag indian
Mangga gamot - pag doctor
Dalubhasa - boss na expert
Dugas - assistant dean for undergraduate studies
Punga - boss na ang pangalan ay Ali
Doremon - kamukha talaga ni doremon
Patan - taga pakistan
ligaya - boss na pangalan ay joy

[gongrhey]

Same here may mga codes din kami kadalasan translation ng surname pag mga puti:
Berde - apelyido nya kasi Green
Taba - medyo malusog kasi
Linta - apelyido kasi Leech
Penduko - first name kasi Peter (di kasi pwede Pedro, halata)
Sinturon - apelyido kasi Belt
Baliko - apelyido Bent
Panadero - apelyido Baker
Pantalon - first name kasi Lee


Nung mga Hapon ang amo:
Uno - pinakamataas sa site
Dos - yung pangalawa sa site
Kuya Cesar - mabagal magsalita
Bewang - laging nakapamewang
Kilay - makapal ang kilay

Ang saya nga namin pag nag-iisip kami ng code.

[holdencaulfield]

put*ngina - bansag sa lahat mapa boss, tauhan o hampas lupa.

"ayan na yung g*gong put*ngina!"

"put*ngina ka naman eh!"

"itong boss ko, put*ngina talaga!"

[simplicity]

hehehe... asan na kaya yung mga dati kong officemates?
we used to call our GM, "SMURF"

[_Cathy_]

Pana - pag indian

I noticed that NONE of my friends and relatives that had Indians as colleagues had anything good to say about them. I don't mean to sound racist, it's just my observation

I have friends who work in SG and they stopped calling them Pana because the Indians/ Hindu(?)already know that code. So they just call thm "anaps"

[lowslowbenz]

^^^

Ok sa mga codes ah. Tawag ko sa boss ko ... BOSS ... pautang naman! ..

[Retz]

I call them all 'sir'.

[ess]

Feudal system kami dito.
Lahat ng senior male staff, SIR + <first name>.

Pero for some reason, yung senior female staff, MISS + <first name>. (mas okay sana kung LADY + <first name>)

Meron kaming obnoxious na co-worker dito. We call him VOLDEMORT, sometimes we call him GOLLUM.