Is there a condom nearby?

[bardigones]

where to keep a condom?

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we
reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then
she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and
that before that happened, she wanted to have *** with me. Then she just
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where
the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law
to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand
and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should
I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

[claRkEnt]

iba talaga sa tsikot.com!!! Kahapon lang nag-start ang thread na to, ngayon 3 pages na!!!

[chieffy]

where to keep a condom?

ha ha ha ayush!

[basti08]

ok ba talaga condom. parang may kulang eh ...

korek! hehe sabi nga ng isang babae kong friend..."parang iba talaga ang feeling pag di skin to skin contact"

[scarab]

at sana hindi mo na ginagamit ulit kapag naiwan mo na sa glovebox. Or else, you're asking to be a father or worst, get an STD ;)

...too late for that, father nako.

[Imau]

korek! hehe sabi nga ng isang babae kong friend..."parang iba talaga ang feeling pag di skin to skin contact"

as my gf used to tell me "Ikaw kaya ang kumain ng saging na may balat, tignan ko lang kung magustuhan mo".

[boybi]

3 pages na itong thread, wala pa rin comment?

Bakit walang comment si sir M2? Ahihi...

:angel3:

[singkit]

ive been married for 9 years and still making it once a week. kung stressed, once every 2 weeks.

[finchy18]

hehehe.

[erict]

ive been married for 9 years and still making it once a week. kung stressed, once every 2 weeks.

ayyy parang mali...dapat kapag stressed, the more to make it..para mawala ang stress.