got it from email...kakaaliw talaga minsan mga katangahan.:D

EVER WONDER...
> > >
> > >...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> > >
> > >...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > >
> > >...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> > >
> > >...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
> > >
> > >...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
> > >
> > >...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
> > >
> > >...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
> > liquid is made with real lemons?
> > >
> > >...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
> > >
> > > ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
> > >
> > >...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
> > >
> > >...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
> > >
> > >...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> > >
> > >...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
> > indestructible black box ?
> > >
> > >...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
> > >
> > >...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> > >
> > >...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
> > >
> > >...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
> > >
> > >In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> > >
> > >On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
> > time I have to work on my hair).
> > >
> > >On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> > Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
> > >
> > >On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
> > would be how???....)
> > >
> > >On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's
> >"just" a suggestion).
> > >
> > >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> > down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> > >
> > >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating."
> > (...and you thought????...)
> > >
> > >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
> > wouldn't this save me more time?)
> > >
> > >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
> > machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
> > rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> > >
> > >On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
> > this because???....)
> > >
> > >On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
> > >
> > >On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
> > somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> > >
> > >On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
> > flash)
> > >
> > >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
> > nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> > >
> > >On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
> > you to fly."
> > >
> > >I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
> > > this one:
> > >
> > >On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> > genitals."
> > > (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
> > >
> > >
> > >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> > stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
> >a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile
every once in a while.