[Merged] Just for Laughs

**BlueBimmer** · February 17th, 2005 01:01 PM

**yomar** · February 17th, 2005 01:17 PM

hahahaha ang kulit nun blue bimmer hahahaha

**silverbx986** · February 18th, 2005 04:53 AM

Language Problem

An American businessman is in Japan. The Japanese businessmen
take him out, get him drunk, and send him upstairs with a
hooker. As he's f*cking her, she starts screaming, "Nashagai
ana! Nashagai ana!"

He's going, "Yeah, baby, take it all..."

He keeps pumping, and she keeps screaming, "Nashagai ana!
Nashagai ana!"

The next day he's playing golf with one of the Japanese guys.
He slices the ball, and it goes way off to the right. The
Japanese businessman says, "Nashagai ana."

The American asks, "What does that mean?"

He replies, "Wrong hole."

___
ouch! hehe

**pparado** · February 18th, 2005 06:03 AM

Bird Calls

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred.

All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife, had a chat with her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," the wife commented.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."

Then it dawned on them...

**Elroi** · February 18th, 2005 06:45 AM

si Lolo at Lola (both naked) while drinking coffee after making love...

Lola: honey, effective yata talaga yung vitamins na ininom natin kanina... (pa beautiful eyes pa)

Lolo: bakit mo naman nasabi yan... gusto mo ba ulitin,hmmm? (pa-cute din)

Lola: kasi katatapos pa lang natin ay nag-iinit na naman itong dibdib ko... (sabay pungay ng mata)

Lolo: Ala eh... paanong namang hindi mag-iinit yang dibdib mo, eh yung suso mong lawlaw ay nakasawsaw na dyan sa kape mo...

**Elroi** · February 21st, 2005 02:17 AM

this one i got from another site... hehehe

Masahista Bisaya: Sir, anu ba gusto nimu... SOP or MODIRIT ?
Customer: Ano ba kaibahan nung SOFT at MODERATE mo ha, 'day ?
Masahista Bisaya: soSOPsopin ku pa ba o gusto MODIRITso na?

**IceColdBeer** · February 21st, 2005 10:08 AM

Eto sa dati naming katulong. Dito sa HK tawag nila sa Elevator eh "Lift". One day di na siguro siya nakatiis, tinanong nya ako. Tanong nya, Kuya bakit puro "Lift" nakalagay? Bakit walang "Right"? :eviltongu

**falken** · February 21st, 2005 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by raikonen

this one i got from another site... hehehe

Masahista Bisaya: Sir, anu ba gusto nimu... SOP or MODIRIT ?
Customer: Ano ba kaibahan nung SOFT at MODERATE mo ha, 'day ?
Masahista Bisaya: soSOPsopin ku pa ba o gusto MODIRITso na?

Hahahahaha.

**hens** · February 22nd, 2005 11:34 AM

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot? (What is the most common response from people after they "let of gas" ... errr, fart?)

American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!