Know When And How You're Going To Die!!!

**ssaloon** · November 13th, 2003 09:46 AM

Tentative date of death: July 8, 2056 at the age of 74

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%) :confused:
Homicide (5%)

**1D4LV** · November 13th, 2003 10:10 AM

May 13, 2063
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

**badkuk** · November 13th, 2003 10:41 AM

guess i'd better load up on fhytochemicals so i dont fhucking die of fhucking cancer B).

91 eh? hmmm...now all i have to do is deal with the pollution, crime, office stress, homicidal drivers, kris aquino, f4, coup attempts, and the government, and i'm sure to live that long B).

sabi nga ni Braveheart:

"All men die. Not all men truly live." Gets?

December 8, 2065
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Confusion (6%)

FrankDrebin · November 13th, 2003 10:54 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 22, 2039
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Suicide (15%)
Cancer (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (6%)

**nap123** · November 13th, 2003 11:09 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 10, 2059
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team ***.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

**zero** · November 13th, 2003 11:13 AM

age of 79 daw, year 2044.
heart disease (22%)
cancer (19%)
alien abduction!!!??? (15%)

**boydapa** · November 13th, 2003 12:24 PM

hindi naman takot ako mamatay, ang takot ako ay kung paano mamatay... chances are mamatay ako sa aburido sa buhay dito sa pesteng third world country na ito... gaya ni villaruel baka mag hurumentado na lang ako... sana nga lang next lifetime sa isang first world country nako ipanganak..

**yebo** · November 13th, 2003 02:58 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 20, 2036
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

parang mas gusto ko yung alien abduction, thrill!

**ephraim** · November 13th, 2003 06:24 PM

You can expect to die on:

September 8, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (26%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%) <---- nice....

**happiman** · November 13th, 2003 07:54 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 17, 2022
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (15%)
Third Deree Burns (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

mukhang ako ang unang titigil sa pagpo-post dito sa tsikot ah. 19 years na lang ang iintayin ko. punta kayo sa wake ko, ang hindi pumunta dadalawin ko hehehe :D