Have you farted in a public place with people around you?

**_Cathy_** · July 9th, 2013 01:43 PM

Ha ha ha!!!! Sadista ba mga gumagawa nyan? :WONDER:

Worst pa ata yung silent

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**mark_t** · July 9th, 2013 01:50 PM

Dati isa sa talent ko yan umutot habang nakikipagusap. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ngayon hindi ko na kaya.

It was so easy to blame the next person when you can fart while explaining something.
Ah those were the days! Tumatanda na ata ako at hindi na kaya ng powers ko.

**_Cathy_** · July 9th, 2013 01:51 PM

he he he he

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

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TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally

makes its great escape.

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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

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GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted

on no one.

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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one

escapes.

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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

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OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way,

and becomes a burp.

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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator,

turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look

and whisper "PIG!"

**cast_no_shadow** · July 9th, 2013 01:52 PM

Basta im sure na walang sound. Release ko na yan.

bakit ko pa pipigilan hehe

pero may considerations naman, huwag lang sa elevator.

**_Cathy_** · July 9th, 2013 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by mark_t

Dati isa sa talent ko yan umutot habang nakikipagusap. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ngayon hindi ko na kaya.

It was so easy to blame the next person when you can fart while explaining something.
Ah those were the days! Tumatanda na ata ako at hindi na kaya ng powers ko.

How about yung mga umuubo hoping it won't be noticed. hehe.

**_Cathy_** · July 9th, 2013 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by cast_no_shadow

Basta im sure na walang sound. Release ko na yan.

bakit ko pa pipigilan hehe

pero may considerations naman, huwag lang sa elevator.

How do you determine if it has sound or not?

Risky ata yan

**cast_no_shadow** · July 9th, 2013 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you

How do you determine if it has sound or not?

Risky ata yan

Basta ako i can tell kung may sound or wala.

never pa naman ako sumablay hehe.

**oj88** · July 9th, 2013 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you

How about yung mga umuubo hoping it won't be noticed. hehe.

Actually, mas delikado yan. Baka pag sinabayan mo ng ubo, hindi lang hangin lumabas.

**jick.cejoco** · July 9th, 2013 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by oj88

Actually, mas delikado yan. Baka pag sinabayan mo ng ubo, hindi lang hangin lumabas.

posibleng maging wet fart. hehehehe, just shake your leg

http://t.qkme.me/35j446.jpg

**1D4LV** · July 9th, 2013 02:18 PM

masarap sa utot yung nakahiga ka sa kama at may nakatapat na electric fan sa paanan mo.
in two seconds, bumabalik sa iyo yung amoy.

isa pang masarap pakawalan is yung mainit.... na pati ikaw magdadalawang isip kung may kasamang bahid....