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    July 18th, 2013 06:44 PM #841
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    pag sara ko ng rear car door, natangal ung license plate plastic cover.
    Napapanahon para sa lto change of plates. Bawal na daw yan sir.

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    July 18th, 2013 07:03 PM #842
    Quote Originally Posted by holdencaulfield View Post
    f*ck you ants!
    Haha... naalala ko yung isang korny na manyak manok joke.

    Sa bukid, may isang manyak na manok. Malaki man o maliit pa sa kanya, itoy kanyang ginagahasa tulad ng pato, bibe, pugo, baboy at baka. Lahat ng hayop sa bukid ipinagdarasal na mamatay na ang manok. Isang araw, nakita nilang nangingisay ang manok sa lupa.

    MGA HAYOP: Karma yan! Mabuti nga sayo. Manyakis ka kasi.

    MANOK: Maghintay lang kayo. Pagkatapos ko dito sa mga langgam, isusunod ko na kayo.
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    July 18th, 2013 07:12 PM #843
    Quote Originally Posted by cast_no_shadow View Post
    ano alaga mo sir?
    birdy ko pati mga itlowg nito wooohohohohohooooˇ
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    July 18th, 2013 07:14 PM #844
    Quote Originally Posted by vinj View Post
    Haha... naalala ko yung isang korny na manyak manok joke.
    nice! hahahaaw.
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    July 18th, 2013 08:39 PM #845
    Sumakay ako ng mrt pauwi.
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    July 18th, 2013 10:24 PM #846
    stomach ache! may nakain na naman ako.
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    July 18th, 2013 10:26 PM #847
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    stomach ache! may nakain na naman ako.
    kain ka kasi ng kain e
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    July 18th, 2013 10:30 PM #848
    ^

    un nga masama cat, i just can't resist food.
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    July 18th, 2013 10:39 PM #849
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
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    un nga masama cat, i just can't resist food.
    Masarap nga being around people with a good appetite. Boring kasama yung mga masyado maraming restriction sa food.
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    July 19th, 2013 10:09 AM #850
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    stomach ache! may nakain na naman ako.
    baka maya pussy hair yan
    pumasok sa lalamunan mo?

    and don't put your nose too close to a pussy because it may bring you hika..
    to prevent yourself from getting hika,
    make the pussy wet.
    the coat and dander won't fly off.

    and always remember to make the pussy happy.
    as i've said,
    feed your hotdog to a hungry pussy
    to show you care and even if it's your
    last meal.

    oo nga pala, a wet pussy is a wild pussy! handle withe extreme care.
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