Upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0?

[Hero]

naalala ko si spongebob...Robots will rule the world!

[j_avonni]

Then install wife no. 2

[maop99]

mga bro, i know how to trick the program wife 1.0, the trick is to over load the system install 3 programs Kid 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 siguradong ma-ooverload ang wife 1.0 kaso ang tagal lang i-install mga 3 years... at ang mahal ng bawat program na ito....pero its worth it before you know it OS wife 1.0 will be overloaded and does not have enough capacity to control other programs like beer nites 5.0 .... ganda ng kid programs na ito...try it! hehehe.... kaso pag nag kick-in ang back up program ng wife 1.0 yari ka nanaman...ang back-up program is called biyenan 1.0 hehehehe......

[oldblue]

namalikmata ako kala ko upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 7.0? 1st love never dies ... hehehhe pede ba yun sa computer

[Alpha_One]

*revives!*

namalikmata ako kala ko upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 7.0? 1st love never dies ... hehehhe pede ba yun sa computer

(akin lang to. walang pasok la akong magawa hehe)

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URGENT BULLETIN FROM TECH SUPPORT

We have been receiving reports that users have been receiving messages through the Phone 2.31 and Mailbox 1.15 programs containing the FirstLove program. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES do NOT install the FirstLove program, for this is a trojan carrying a variant of the ExGirlfriend virus!

The ExGirlfriend virus is a very dangerous program that will delete important system files from Wife 1.0. ExGirlfriend will delete or completely disable programs such as Cooking 5.4 and Housework 3.1. ExGirlfriend will almost guarantee that Wife 1.0 will stop responding completely, even to repeated APOLOGIZE commands. The only way to fix the system is to get rid of the ExGirlfriend virus AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. After ExGirlfriend is deleted it might take a certain amount of time (anywhere from a week to months) before Wife 1.0 will start responding, but only to APOLOGIZE commands. If you do not delete the ExGirlfriend virus IMMEDIATELY, Wife 1.0 might send Alimony/Child Support messages. The user might need to use DivorceLawyer 1.5 (not available in all jurisdictions).

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TECH TIP: While it is extremely difficult to run a dual-boot configuration of the Wife/Girlfriend operating systems, it is definitely possible. Take note that you must take steps to make each instance of each OS hidden from each other, otherwise the configuration will not work and will result in one or more of the OSes being disabled. They are not compatible and their coexistence will cause the system to crash, unless the user has taken the appropriate precautions.

NB: Each new instance of a Wife/Girlfriend OS on the computer requires an exponentially increased use of system resources.

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[mazdamazda]

malapit na ako mag upgrade to wife 1.0!!!!

:marriage:

[oliver1013]

Kaya pala nung mag uupgrade ako to Wife 1.0 sampung beses lumabas yung prompt na are you sure "yes","no" and "will think about it" window..

[diesoline]

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URGENT BULLETIN FROM TECH SUPPORT

We have been receiving reports that users have been receiving messages through the Phone 2.31 and Mailbox 1.15 programs containing the FirstLove program. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES do NOT install the FirstLove program, for this is a trojan carrying a variant of the ExGirlfriend virus!

The ExGirlfriend virus is a very dangerous program that will delete important system files from Wife 1.0. ExGirlfriend will delete or completely disable programs such as Cooking 5.4 and Housework 3.1. ExGirlfriend will almost guarantee that Wife 1.0 will stop responding completely, even to repeated APOLOGIZE commands. The only way to fix the system is to get rid of the ExGirlfriend virus AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. After ExGirlfriend is deleted it might take a certain amount of time (anywhere from a week to months) before Wife 1.0 will start responding, but only to APOLOGIZE commands. If you do not delete the ExGirlfriend virus IMMEDIATELY, Wife 1.0 might send Alimony/Child Support messages. The user might need to use DivorceLawyer 1.5 (not available in all jurisdictions).

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TECH TIP: While it is extremely difficult to run a dual-boot configuration of the Wife/Girlfriend operating systems, it is definitely possible. Take note that you must take steps to make each instance of each OS hidden from each other, otherwise the configuration will not work and will result in one or more of the OSes being disabled. They are not compatible and their coexistence will cause the system to crash, unless the user has taken the appropriate precautions.

NB: Each new instance of a Wife/Girlfriend OS on the computer requires an exponentially increased use of system resources.

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idol! you've got waaay too much time on your hands, alpha_one!

[Alpha_One]

idol! you've got waaay too much time on your hands, alpha_one!

It's just a quirk in my sched this semester. 4PM pa ang pasok ko tuwing Thursday. Besides, that took me only about 10 minutes to type.

[evs_13]

im using OS wife 1.0 and it works great!!! other than that, i already installed kid 1.0 and im planning to install kid 2.0...