SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

[Chip]

pag umuwi sya galing gmik or trabaho, amuyin mo yung singit nya. pag mabango 0 amoy sabon, nambababae yan.

kaya mga boys pag gusto nyo mangaliwa, jogging muna kayo ng konte bago umuwi!! hehehehe!!!!

[mikey177]

Ano nga ba yung sinasabi sa Miranda rights... anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Kaya "no comment" din ako

[mikaztro]

Dapat pala ang nilagay ko dito eh mga dapat strategies ng mga lalake para hindi mabuking ng esmi. Hahaha.

Natawa ako doon sa sinabi ni Chip na mag jogging. Hahaha..hilarious! :D

[claRkEnt]

mods. pwede pa-delete ang thread...

[mikaztro]

SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

1. Check his celphone regularly when he is in the bathroom. Check the inbox/message sent/picture & video folders/dialed numbers/received calls).
2. Never show him that you know something.
3. Check his wallet for some valuable informations such as (receipts/discount card/etc)
4. Check his car while he is asleep.
5. Check the car's odometer reading and ask him where he went last night. The KM reading should tally with his destination.
6. See if the passenger's seat is not in a normal position.
7. Be an internet or pc savvy.
8. Check his friendster's list etc.
9. Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc or ask him to teach you how to operate it.
10. If he is often times grouchy and doesn't want to sleep with you at the same time.
11. He spent the night away watching tv and letting you sleep first.
12. He regularly grooms himself and uses perfume when he is going out.
13. Always on a gimmick and less time with family.
14. He is agitated/nervous when his celphone rings every weekends(sat/sun).
15. Uses his celphone regularly in an odd time of the day.
16. Always has an alibi when going home late. (work, ot, meeting, etc.)

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Any inputs guys???

Syempre may pang kontra dito!

1. Bago maligo, I-delete lahat ng unwanted pics/msgs/call registry. Pagkatapos eh tanggalin ang sim card! :p
2. Deadma lang
3. Alisin ang dicount card, receipt ng atm, receipt ng resto etc.sa wallet bago umuwi ng bahay.
4. I check mabuti ang sasakyan bago umuwi(check for hair, pins, hanky, brush, tissue with lipstick, stains etc.).
5. Ituro mo sa misis mo na ang odometer ay yung speedometer. hahaha
6. Ayusin mabuti ang upuan ng sasakyan bago bumaba.
7. Don't buy a computer at home or have a password. :D
8. Wag ka mag create ng account sa Friendster!
9. Wag mo siya turuan mag computer.
10. Sabayan matulog ang misis kahit iba ang nasaisip mo.
11. Watch kayo ng HBO ng sabay!
12. Wag mag ayos at gamitin mo Brute/Old spice na perfume. :D
13. Eh di sama mo siya sa gimik
14. Patayin ang celphone tuwing sabado at linggo.
15. Wag gamitin ang celphone pag alanganing oras. Or better yet, have 2 sim cards instead. Hahaha
16. Instead of Alibi ng work sa office--gawa ka ibang alibi like badminton game or any sports activity like work out sa gym etc.. At the same time pawis ang singit mo. Hehehe

[chain]

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I second the motion.

[Sarsi]

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the best suggestion sir roger

[chain]

hehe can't comment on this right now.. GF is beside me watching TV.. hehehehe

[typhoon]

Yung kabarkada ko nabisto sya kase nakita yung pics nung kabit nya sa celfone. Sabi ko tanga mo naman bakit hindi mo binura. Sabi nung barkada ko naunahan lang daw sya ng misis nya kase papakita nya sana samin muna yung pic hehe.

[b1rken5tock]

Yung kabarkada ko nabisto sya kase nakita yung pics nung kabit nya sa celfone. Sabi ko tanga mo naman bakit hindi mo binura. Sabi nung barkada ko naunahan lang daw sya ng misis nya kase papakita nya sana samin muna yung pic hehe.

ha ha ha.. buti na lang yung barkada ko na ipakita sa akin yung pics ng syota nya kuha sa celfone, siempre nidelete baka matiempuhan ng esmi nya..