SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

[CLAVEL3699]

Take ko dito:
SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

1. Check his celphone regularly when he is in the bathroom. Check the inbox/message sent/picture & video folders/dialed numbers/received calls).
2 cels dapat: official cel & 'unknown' cel... ehehe.

2. Never show him that you know something.
Always act nice to her...

3. Check his wallet for some valuable informations such as (receipts/discount card/etc)
Only business items in the wallet.

4. Check his car while he is asleep.
5. Check the car's odometer reading and ask him where he went last night. The KM reading should tally with his destination.
6. See if the passenger's seat is not in a normal position.
Use a different car always...

7. Be an internet or pc savvy.
Never through e-mail, chat.

8. Check his friendster's list etc.
Don't have one.

9. Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc or ask him to teach you how to operate it.
See #7

10. If he is often times grouchy and doesn't want to sleep with you at the same time.
I'm always hot for my wife.

11. He spent the night away watching tv and letting you sleep first.
Ehehehe.

12. He regularly grooms himself and uses perfume when he is going out. Never use perfume.

13. Always on a gimmick and less time with family.
Ehehehe.

14. He is agitated/nervous when his celphone rings every weekends(sat/sun). Speak in a professional manner, always say 'sir'...

15. Uses his celphone regularly in an odd time of the day.
Unknown cel

16. Always has an alibi when going home late. (work, ot, meeting, etc.)Ehehehe.

3 out of 16 will not get you caught.

boss pa seminar naman

[bongliza]

this reminds me of a story about dennis rodman being caught in bed with another woman by his then wife, carmen electra. sabi daw nya, i don't know where she came from...she may have fallen from the ceiling.

HULOG NG LANGIT....he.he.he.

[Syuryuken]

teka...teka... parang batas ni Joey Marquez ito ah.... hehehehehe.

Akong nagturo kay Joey nyan kaya naging babaero ang mokong hehehe

[mikaztro]

Sabi ko na nga ba eh! Hehehe