Ladies: Ano naman ang pinaka ayaw nyo sa lalake?

[Karding]

odell, nawiwili ka na ha, may bayad na maya-maya ang tips :mrgreen:

[gretzy]

Karding, ginagawa ka ng tutor ni odellski. hehehe

pampalapot ba un? :mrgreen:

anong itsura ng scissors?email me naman pic. hehehe

sumasakit abs pag nasobrahan saan?

[honey_ng_USTEx]

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT GUYS

1. EGO-MANIACS

Guys have such fragile ego. They are very sensitive when it comes to girls
discussing their body parts (biceps, triceps, etc.) and comparing it with
other guys. They will turn surly if you ever embarrassed them in public.
Their egos must be constantly be fed.

2. INSENSITIVE

I don’t think chivalry is still a vocabulary that can be applied nowadays.
Where have all the gentlemen gone? Rarely can it be seen that a guy offers a
girl or an old lady a seat in the bus or even open doors for gals. Another
fault pf the guys of today is they forget that girls want to hear them say
the magic words “I love you” and really mean it and not say those words for
the wrong reasons.

3. “PA-CUTE”

Though some guys are admittingly handsome, they don’t need to emphasize it.
You don’t have to look “japorms” to be noticed. C’mon guys if you’re
interested with a girl. Do get on and move. You might be surprised that the
girl you’re hankering for might also be interested with you. I’ve seen a guy
wearing a jacket under the heat of the sun once. Who’s he trying to be? The
Sprite model? Nag-iinit ka ba pare o may sakit ka lang? Please stop being
the Adonis you’ll never be. Magpakatotoo kayo brothers!

4. LIARS

Do you know that men were born with twins? Their twin’s name are…well, not
little devils..but LIES! They have these devish desires to lie about almost
everything. From it’s-just-my-sister crap to having no girlfriend – all
stupid lies. Why can’t you be truthful about it?

5. GREEN-MINDED BEINGS

Well, personally I have nothing against green jokes, stupid pranks but
sometimes you guys have this disgusting habit to hit below the belt when
sharing jokes and doing funny pranks that sometimes end up a person usually
a girl crying.

6. POSSESSIVE

“No other guys but me.” – This is what they always say. Imagine…no talking
to any guy but him except of course for family members. To think that you
see them flirting with females under the age of 30. It’s just not fair.

7. INSECURED BRATS

Men, for no valid reasons, wouldn’t want to accept defeat especially if
their opponent is a girl. They have this “crab mentality” of pulling women
down so as not to let women go beyond what men can do. They feel that their
so-called superiority is reduced when women is better than what they can be.
Well, FYI guys, girls appreciate it if you try to encourage them to achieve
their dreams and share with them the feeling of being successful.

8. OPPORTUNIST

Just because you see the girl with heart in her eyes for you, you court her
for the sake of boosting your self-esteem even if you don’t really like her.
You love to dangle another string of female to your collections. Si Aida, Si
Lorna and Si Fe. Another thing, whenever there’s a chance, even if it’s just
for a moment, guys will try to steal something from you. (if you know what I
mean)

9. DEMANDING

Guys seem to be little boys in long pants. They want somebody to play mother
to them. Always demanding for this and for that and dictates their women on
what to do. Why not give us a chance to think for ourselves for a change?

10. LOVABLE

Girls have to admit that even if guys are sometimes pain in the neck, we are
very much susceptible to keep on falling in love with these creatures, after
all, the world will not be complete without the friction and happiness that
guys can only give. Without them, life will definitely be dull.


8)

[gretzy]

u got it all right honey! :lol:

ayoko nung sobrang angas ang dating, na super mura pag nadumihan ung tsikot nya, hot tempered, tho' gusto ko ung mejo mayabang na bagay n di trying hard, he can sweep me off my feet!

[Kalinaw_75]

gretzy,

pix??? how abt. link na lang kaya :mrgreen:

http://www.condoms.au.com/condom_frame2.htm

[Kennon_road]

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT GUYS

1. EGO-MANIACS

Guys have such fragile ego. They are very sensitive when it comes to girls
discussing their body parts (biceps, triceps, etc.) and comparing it with
other guys. They will turn surly if you ever embarrassed them in public.
Their egos must be constantly be fed.

2. INSENSITIVE

I don’t think chivalry is still a vocabulary that can be applied nowadays.
Where have all the gentlemen gone? Rarely can it be seen that a guy offers a
girl or an old lady a seat in the bus or even open doors for gals. Another
fault pf the guys of today is they forget that girls want to hear them say
the magic words “I love you” and really mean it and not say those words for
the wrong reasons.

3. “PA-CUTE”

Though some guys are admittingly handsome, they don’t need to emphasize it.
You don’t have to look “japorms” to be noticed. C’mon guys if you’re
interested with a girl. Do get on and move. You might be surprised that the
girl you’re hankering for might also be interested with you. I’ve seen a guy
wearing a jacket under the heat of the sun once. Who’s he trying to be? The
Sprite model? Nag-iinit ka ba pare o may sakit ka lang? Please stop being
the Adonis you’ll never be. Magpakatotoo kayo brothers!

4. LIARS

Do you know that men were born with twins? Their twin’s name are…well, not
little devils..but LIES! They have these devish desires to lie about almost
everything. From it’s-just-my-sister crap to having no girlfriend – all
stupid lies. Why can’t you be truthful about it?

5. GREEN-MINDED BEINGS

Well, personally I have nothing against green jokes, stupid pranks but
sometimes you guys have this disgusting habit to hit below the belt when
sharing jokes and doing funny pranks that sometimes end up a person usually
a girl crying.

6. POSSESSIVE

“No other guys but me.” – This is what they always say. Imagine…no talking
to any guy but him except of course for family members. To think that you
see them flirting with females under the age of 30. It’s just not fair.

7. INSECURED BRATS

Men, for no valid reasons, wouldn’t want to accept defeat especially if
their opponent is a girl. They have this “crab mentality” of pulling women
down so as not to let women go beyond what men can do. They feel that their
so-called superiority is reduced when women is better than what they can be.
Well, FYI guys, girls appreciate it if you try to encourage them to achieve
their dreams and share with them the feeling of being successful.

8. OPPORTUNIST

Just because you see the girl with heart in her eyes for you, you court her
for the sake of boosting your self-esteem even if you don’t really like her.
You love to dangle another string of female to your collections. Si Aida, Si
Lorna and Si Fe. Another thing, whenever there’s a chance, even if it’s just
for a moment, guys will try to steal something from you. (if you know what I
mean)

9. DEMANDING

Guys seem to be little boys in long pants. They want somebody to play mother
to them. Always demanding for this and for that and dictates their women on
what to do. Why not give us a chance to think for ourselves for a change?

10. LOVABLE

Girls have to admit that even if guys are sometimes pain in the neck, we are
very much susceptible to keep on falling in love with these creatures, after
all, the world will not be complete without the friction and happiness that
guys can only give. Without them, life will definitely be dull.


8)

I think a priest will be a perfect one for you :lol:

[Karding]

gretzy, sa website na post ni kalinaw "The Spoon" pero halos naka upo na ang guy.

[pnay_fickle_minded]

http://www.condoms.au.com/condom_frame2.htm

the link is educational for guys.... and girls na rin... hmmm... ang galing ha....

[Karding]

yung ibang position naman imposible sa mga 'pinoy' na sandata. sa ibang lahi kse kahit erected lupaypay pa din, di gaya ng pinoy, kahit sabitan mo ng kaldero, naka saludo pa din 8O :mrgreen:

i.e. the persuading of the debtor

eh mababali yung 'ano' ng pinoy jan eh :twisted:

[pnay_fickle_minded]

pag yata ganun, erected pero lupaypay pa din, nagpa-enlarged lang yata yun eh... im not sure ha...