Joke Time!

[GBStJames]

hehe.. sorry po.

i think the joke follows the syllogism that:

i) women have the propensity to use headache as an excuse to avoid ***
ii) apparently, the golfer inherited the woman's traits following the hand transplant
iii) and that includes her disinterest to ***, hence the proverbial excuse
iv) thus, so the golfer's unlucky fate. . .

pero hindi din po ako sigurado dito kasi it doesn't look that funny superficially.

Well, if a joke needs to be explained then it is not that fun anymore. But this one made a lot of us curious. I guess that made it fun.

[GBStJames]

May kilala akong nadisgrasya ang mukha. Nasabuyan ng asido. Napaayos naman niya mukha nya. The doctors grafted some skin from his butt on the damaged part of his face. If you see him, you will never know that he had undergone surgery. There is only one problem. When you ask him to sit down, he puts his face on the chair.

[renzo_d10]

MATH TEACHER: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng 69 sa 6.9?

NAUGHTY STUDENT: Ma'am pareho lang po sila ng position kaya lang mas kadiri ang 6.9 kasi may period!

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What is Vine Tea?

Vine Tee Is Ur Soak Lee in
peep tea when u pa load
toar tee so vine tea is your
...soak lee )

GETS MO ?
Read It Slowly


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Nanay: Anak, kaliskisan mo nga yung binili kong isda..

Anak: WTF?!

Nanay: Ano?! minumura mo ba ako anak?!
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Anak: hindi po nay, sabi ko.. Where's The Fish?


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