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An old woman visits her doctor to ask for his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says the old woman: "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replies the doctor: "You've heard of Irish coffee, right?”

"Yes," replies the woman.

"Well," says the doctor: "make him an Irish coffee and slip Viagra into it. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

A few days later she calls the doctor and the poor dear exclaims: "Oh, faith! It was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there, on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why was it so terrible?" asks the doctor confused: "Do you mean the *** your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor. It was the best *** I've had in 25 years!" says the old woman: "but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again."