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February 21st, 2020 03:27 PM #4041
Future DENR Secretary.[emoji16]
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February 21st, 2020 04:13 PM #4042
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February 21st, 2020 06:27 PM #4044
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February 21st, 2020 08:38 PM #4045
[QUOTE=ninjababro thanks for your cat memes, napatawa ko ang gf ko
MQUOTE]Eto bro, dagdag ko...
Last edited by dreamur; February 21st, 2020 at 08:43 PM.
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February 22nd, 2020 07:38 PM #4047
Naughty but true factsxxxxxxx
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe *** anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During ***....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
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February 26th, 2020 02:32 PM #4049
I don't know the answer haha
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