just 4 laughs

cool balgobin..............



TEACHER : Why are you late?

BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go

Slow."



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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math

sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using

tables!



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TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"?

BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how

I spell it!



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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!



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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North

America.

BALGOBIN : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered

! America?

CLASS : Balgobin!



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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we

have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

BALGOBIN : Me!



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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so

dirty?

BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground

than you are.



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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?



BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.



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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by

biting insects?

BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting

with "I".

BALGOBIN : I is...

TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of

the alphabet."



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! TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of

COINCIDENCE?"

BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

on the same day, same

time."



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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down

his father's Cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know

why his father didn't

punish him?"



BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in

his hand?"



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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that?

BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy

then?



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***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you

are wearing, one is green

and

one is blue with red spots!

BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got

another pair just like that

at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

donkey and stopped

him, what virtue would I be showing?

BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?



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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you

say prayers before

eating?

BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a

good cook.



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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog"

is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are

no longer interested?

BALGOBIN : A teacher