How To Poison Your Mother In Law

A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her
husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time,
Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many
of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped
arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,
according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her
mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness
in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it.
Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison.
So that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr. Huang thought for
awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem,
but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you. Li-Li said,

"Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do".
Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with
a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison
to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to
become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs
That will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare
some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies,
you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue
with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen".

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her
plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks went by, and months went by,
and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law.

She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion,
so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her
like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.
Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that
she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her
mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to
get along with. The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she
began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and
relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.

Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a
real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what
was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his
help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from
killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I
love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the
poison I gave her".

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to
Worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were
Vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your
attitude towards her, but that has been all washed away by the
love which you gave to her".

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they
Will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves
others will also be loved in return.

God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

Sir oldblue, this story is for you. :grin:

Kindly remember to treat mama-in-law to some ballroom dancing lessons. :grin:

catchy title.. but nice story and lesson.. :happy:

crime if you kill:
your spouse = parricide
a stranger = homicide
an infant = infanticide
your mother in law = insecticide

:twak:

catchy thread title indeed.

i believe in the saying - what goes around comes around. karma works both ways - when you do good things to others, goodness comes back to you...when you do bad, it will return to you...

the moral lesson...poison you mother-in-law with so much love that when she passes away (knock on wood), she'll gonna have a smile on her face. :nod:







she might even leave you with a hefty inheritance as well...:grin:

Hehehe nice story. Napa click ako ah. GUILTY!!

deym, i was hoping to get some tips. :grin:

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Originally Posted by FXT

deym, i was hoping to get some tips. :grin:

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What, can't find no herbs? :grin:

Allow me to suggest cannabis... instant happiness... :evillaugh

ah, good tip yan, bigyan ko na lang sya ng happy herbs. :grin:

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Originally Posted by FXT

ah, good tip yan, bigyan ko na lang sya ng happy herbs. :grin:

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Haha... Finest Big Sur quality... :naughty2: