The Ten Commandments of Driving

[uls]

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

- traffic enforcer or MMDA with no motorbike -- di ka kaya habulin

- signal light: ginagamit minsan

- busina: ginagamit lagi

- bibig: always ready mag-mura

[Bogeyman]

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

Yes, even if it is the dumb shmuck who decided to swerve into the opposite lane and go against oncoming traffic at his own risk. :bwahaha:

[niky]

May mali yata:

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

- traffic enforcer or MMDA with no motorbike -- di ka kaya habulin

- signal light: ano yun?

- busina: ginagamit lagi

- bibig: always ready mag-mura

Fixed it.

Meron pa!

Right Lane - for overtaking only. No speed limit.
Middle Lane - for changing flat tires and swerving left and right. Speed limit 40 km/h
Left Lane - for loading and unloading only. Speed limit - 20 km/h

- courtesy when overtaking: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when other driver is merging in front of you: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when merging onto the hiway or making a u-turn: i-cut mo silang lahat! Gago naman sila!

[baker123]

May mali yata:



Fixed it.

Meron pa!

Right Lane - for overtaking only. No speed limit.
Middle Lane - for changing flat tires and swerving left and right. Speed limit 40 km/h
Left Lane - for loading and unloading only. Speed limit - 20 km/h

- courtesy when overtaking: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when other driver is merging in front of you: i-cut mo yung gago!

- courtesy when merging onto the hiway or making a u-turn: i-cut mo silang lahat! Gago naman sila!

hahahaha easy lang men. puso mo.

naku kund dito talaga sa pinas ang dami mo maiisip na gawang mali ng mga driver dito.


may additional pa. pag may sign na Accident Prone Area, Slow Down. it means paspasan mo at baka ka abutan ng aksidente.

[Memphis Raines]

Rules of the pinoy driver:

- Green is go, yellow is go, kaka-red lang is go

- that broken white line on the road goes under the middle of my vehicle

:hysterical:

[j_avonni]

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's car.

Thou shall not be caught when violating traffic rules.




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