Quote Originally Posted by xoom View Post
watched vice ganda on tv and i was able to relate to some of his "comedy" lines. samples of his funny stories, which i supposed happened to him in real life, goes like this:

umilaw na ang gas warning sign ng kotse nya so he entered a gas station to fill up. ang tanong ng gas attendant sa kanya, "sir, magpapa-gas po kayo?" (obvious ba, e gas station yun?) here comes his stupid answers to the stupid question: "HINDE, MAGYOYOSI LANG AKO DITO PARA LAHAT TAYO SUMABOG NA DITO" and "HINDE, MAGPAPA-CONFINE AKO DITO SA GASOLINAHAN NYO. ANO BA DEXTROSE NYO DITO, UNLEADED O E10?"

in a dressing room of a department store, he was trying to put on a shirt. he asked the sales lady, "miss, meron ba kayong medium size nito?" the stupid question goes "sir, para po ba sa inyo?" the stupid answer was, "HINDE, PARA SAYO. ALANGAN NAMAN MAGSUKAT AT BUMILI AKO NG DAMIT PARA LANG IPAMIGAY KO SAYO"

bakit nga ba may mga taong napakaengot magtanong? marami din akong na-encounter na same experiences, pag naalala ko i will post it here hehehe
mga gas attendant, tandaan nyo pagmumukha ni vice ganda at pag nakita nyo sa gasolinahan ay kargahan nyo na agad ng gasolina ang kotse nya at wag na kayo magtanong.