Just received this from a friend. I find mostly of these true based on my observations too

[SIZE=2]ON RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her tear ducts run dry, yaks on and on to her gfs, writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops at Megamall and goes on a full beauty make-over, all these in a month or less. Then she goes on with her life. A man only reacts from 6 months to a year after the break-up. This is the 3 a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: " I hate you, you ruined my life... Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female can effectively care for an infant. A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Tanduay. That's why high school romances rarely work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE:
A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say: "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym, 8 sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes. A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can visit her gal pal for a week and upon returning home, call the same friend and chat for three hours!
ON HANDWRITING:
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a headache. Women's letters give men migraine: she uses scented and colored stationeries and dot her i's with circles and hearts. She writes to DUMP him and puts a smiley face of a sunflower at the end of the letter.
ON DIRECTIONS:
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas station and asks for directions. A male driver simply won't, even if a little voice inside his head is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin ng buhay?" He'll drive around for two hours, trying to figure a way out!
ON PHOTOGRAPHY:
Men take photography very seriously. They shell out thousands of pesos for state-of-the-art cameras and other equipments, build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women buy Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.
ON BOX I NG:
Observe a couple watching a boxing match on TV. Dela Hoya knocks Chavez and the wife says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro." Her husband groans, doubles over and actually feels the pain.
ON VANITY:
Men are vain. They check their reflection on mirrors every chance they get. Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald head.
ON TOYS:
Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age 11 or 12. When little boys grow older, their toys just get more expensive, not to mention SILLY and IMPRACTICAL - mini TVs, car; phones, VI DEO GAMES!
ON DRESSING UP:
Women will dress up to go to the mall, beauty parlor or even the grocery store at the corner.Men dress up for weddings.
ON HYGIENE:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.A woman has 247, including such indispensable products as hypoallergenic eye cream, pore refining;cleanser/toner/essence, dramatically different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10 and apricot scrubs!!!
ON EATING OUT:
When eating out, men will each throw out large bills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky guy would end up paying. When women dine out, as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket calculators!!
ON TRAVEL:
I f a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5 days worth of clothes and he will wear some things twice. A woman will pack 21 changes of clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
ON RESTROOMS:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.Women see restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will not speak to each other. Women who have never met before will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I gotta pee. Samahan mo ako please?"

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