[Merged] Just for Laughs

[Litespeed]

VIRGIN MALE on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do.
> > MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
> > SON: OK. I got my nose in her armpit. Now what?


> > OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
> > FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can
even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.


> > 2 employees were caught naked and having *** in the office by the
guard.
> > GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
> > MAN: What rule?
> > GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.


> > Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
> > A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks
like the neighbour, that's sociology.


> > Q: Define Impotence?
> > A: It's nature's way of saying "NO HARD FEELINGS"


> > A husband was asked: Do you talk to you wife after ***?
> > His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.



> > At the movie house.
> > GIRL: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
> > BF: just ignore him dear.
> > GIRL: I can't. He's using my hand!!



> > Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
> > A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.



> > Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
> > Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will
turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!


>>> A camel and an elephant met. The elephant asked the camel Why do you
have your breasts on your back?
> > The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies ..
What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!

[pajerokid]

hahaha! :D

[pnay_fickle_minded]

hahah funny.... =)

[preytoryan]

i loveeeee the camel joke!

[Karding]

bwahahahaha

[kuroy]

hehehehe saraf tumawang mag isa...

[WiReTaP]

ahehehehe... :D
ok basahin 'to sa umaga... mapapangiti ka...

[TEAL]

Originally posted by WiReTaP
ahehehehe... :D
ok basahin 'to sa umaga... mapapangiti ka...

OT:
Maganda ngang pang start ng day ang laughter. In this regard, may I suggest that we continue this thread ni Litespeed. Pagka may jokes tayo NA MAGANDANG I-SHARE e idagdag lang natin dito para tuwing mag open tayo ng pitstop mapapangiti tayo. OK na OK nga ang title; JUST FOR LAUGHS. Di ba?

Have fun!

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

- Victor Borge

[IceColdBeer]

Bwahahahaha!

[ssaloon]

:lol:

Q: why was the tomato blushing?
A: because he saw the salad dressing! bwahahaha! corny... :D