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    May 1st, 2005 06:10 PM #1
    A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
    nicely
    made and everything picked up. Then he saw an envelope, addressed to
    "Dad",
    prominently propped up on the center of the bed.

    With trembling hands and the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
    and
    read the letter.

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    elope
    with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
    you.
    I've been finding real passion with Joan.

    She is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos and tight
    motorcycle
    clothes.

    But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant. Joan said that we
    will
    be very happy. Even though you don't care for her, as she is so much
    older
    than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
    firewood
    for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me, and
    that's now one of my dreams too.

    Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be
    growing it for us, and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
    and
    ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
    cure
    for AIDS so Joan can get better. She sure deserves! it!!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care
    of
    myself. Someday, I'm sure, we'll be back to visit so you can get to
    know
    your grandchildren.

    Your son,
    John

    P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
    house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
    report card, that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!

    Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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    May 1st, 2005 06:27 PM #2
    [size=2] nyaha... kala ko kung ano na.. hehehe :D [/size]
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    May 1st, 2005 06:50 PM #3
    may girl version din ito ah. Same story! wahahaha
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    May 1st, 2005 09:37 PM #4
    good one!!! :lol:
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    May 2nd, 2005 08:47 AM #5
    chieffy,

    true story mo ba ito?

    =D
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    May 2nd, 2005 09:00 AM #6
    ayos sigurado di na magagalit c dad kahit puro red ung report card nya! he he he
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    May 2nd, 2005 11:27 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by buknoy2002
    chieffy,

    true story mo ba ito?

    =D
    he he hindi pards, never had problems with my grades...natanggap ko lang iyan sa e-mail he he
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    May 2nd, 2005 01:08 PM #8
    harharhaRhar...
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    May 2nd, 2005 01:19 PM #9
    ang kulet! :D
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    May 3rd, 2005 10:37 PM #10
    hehehe. malokong bata...hehehe
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for all the fathers out there :( :P