[Merged] Just for Laughs

[vito corleone]

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"Well, then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks,
play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have
an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make
millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?"
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take siestas with your wife,
and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

[vito corleone]

A Kiss and a Slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through
the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except
for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech
are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon
the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of
the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young
man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The General
manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave
enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she
slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad
the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The
young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought
to himself: "Life at Boeing is good. How often does a guy have the chance
to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!!!

[JJCarEnthusiast]

nagloloko tsikot pag post ko :hammer:

[crave]

Berto: uwing-uwi na ko at gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!!

Juancho: hot na hot ka na ba pare?

Berto: hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin eh!




Pacman in War with MILF...

Pacman: sumuko na kayo!!

MILF: susuko lang kami kapag nai-spell mo ang ceasefire!!!

Pacman: tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! padadalhan ko kayo ng
chrysanthemum sa burol niyo!!

MILF: spell chrysanthemum??!

Pacman: p*kyu! sabi ko rose!!

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[jodski]

Magaling ang marketing skills ni doc

https://vt.tiktok.com/Ncbh1t/


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Laugh and Louder
· 23 January ·

Kung hindi to naagapan,baka bumigay na to!salamat sa naglagay ng tape.

[kagalingan]

Ok ah, pwede pala mag-ads ganito sa facebook. May class a and class b pa.



Dasom KTV
Sponsored ·

[_Cathy_]

Ok ah, pwede pala mag-ads ganito sa facebook. May class a and class b pa.



Dasom KTV
Sponsored ·

You do know that your ads are based on your internet activities/history. I never get those ads

But yeah dapat bawal yan. WTF are class a and b sa "ktv" diba

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[uls]

Sa mundo ng carshow model meron ranking ung itsura ng babae

Class A ung maganda talaga

Class B ung may kagandahan naman...

So ginagamit ng iba ung classification