A Filipino Immigrant Student Story

[FrankDrebin]

>It was the first day of school in Washington, DC and a new student name
>Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade.
>
>The teacher began, "Let's review some American history, class. Who said
>'Give me liberty or give me death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except
>for Dagohoy's who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good,"
>said the teacher.
>
>Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,and for the people
>shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from
>Dagohoy: "Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg, 1863," he said.
>
>The teacher snaps at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy
>who is new to our country knows more about our history than you do."
>
>She hears a loud whisper from the back: "Screw the Filipinos." "Who
>said that?" she demanded. Dagohoy put his hand up. "General John
>Pershing, Manila, 1896."
>
>At that point, Jack, another student says, "I'm going to puke."
>
>The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now who said that?" Again
>Dagohoy answers, "George Bush, Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister
>during the state dinner, Tokyo, 1991."
>
>Now furious another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!!" Dagohoy
>jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher at
>the top of his voice, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, the Oval
>Office, 1997!!"
>
>Someone shouts, "You little **** if you say anything else, I'll
>kill you." Dagohoy yells, "Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy,
>Washington, D.C., 2001!"
>
>The teacher faints. "I'm outta here!" mutters one student as he sidles
>to the door. "President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Baguio City, December
>30, 2002!!" Dagohoy responds.
>
>As the class gathers around her on the floor, someone says, "Oh ****,
>now we're really in big trouble!"
>
>"Saddam Hussein, on the Iraq invasion, Bhagdad, May 2003!" Dagohoy
>bellowed.
>
>"Now, I really have to run," Jack mutters, heading for the exit., "Gloria
>Macapagal Arroyo again, Pampanga, October 4, 2003!!!" Dagohoy shouts
>triumphantly jumping with glee.
>
>Then a burly African-American boy grabbed Dagohoy and strangled him,
>about to give a fistful to a frightened Dagohoy.
>
>Then an Asian boy stood up and shouted, "Hey easy on him. I'M A FILIPINO!"
>
>Dagohoy then blurted out before he got socked out, "Fernando Poe, Jr.
>Manila, January 2004!!!"

[benchph1]

bwahahaha :D LOL

[ownertype]

soooo funny dude! hail Dagohoy the smart ass brown boy.

[wreckless]

ang talino..
good memory!!

[mbt]

bilib talaga ako sa sources mo pareng frank hahaha :bwahaha:

[Linkk]

hahaha

[mantoy]

hahahaha.
keep them coming mr. frank.

[artpogi]

LOLz

[pajerokid]

[hens]

Frank! for Prez!!!