best movie one liner.....

**1D4LV** · May 6th, 2013 04:02 PM

Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. Marcus Burnet (Bad Boys)

Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)

Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something. Not even me. All right? (Chris Gardner - Pursuit to Happyness)

**Ry_Tower** · May 6th, 2013 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by 1D4LV

Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)

Yeah, one of the best action movie phrases ever. Simpleng panduduro eh.

**lowslowbenz** · May 6th, 2013 05:25 PM

Houston we have a problem. Apollo 13

A woman could trust me as long as her interests didn't run too contrary to my own. Thomas Crown / The Thomas Crowne Affair

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Blue Tooth Tony / Snatch

No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough. Brick Top / Snatch

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound. Bacon / Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.