[SIZE=3]I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-DavidBissonette [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sacha Guitry [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Hemant Joshi[/SIZE]



[SIZE=3]By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Socrates [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Dumas [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sigmund Freud[/SIZE]




[SIZE=3]I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Henny Youngman [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Sam Kinison[/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-James Holt McGavran[/SIZE]




[SIZE=3]"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Patrick Murray[/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2. When ever you're right, shut up. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Nash [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]You know what I did before I getting married? Anything I wanted to. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Henny Youngman [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Rodney Dangerfield [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-MiltonBerle [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-MINAVER KAKKOO [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the sam e thing: "You can have mine." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]-Anonymous [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/SIZE]