Can't understand this girl!

[BlueBimmer]

:rofl01: :rofl01:

[Imau]

The longer blutut stared at the stirrer, the more excited he became. He fidgeted around in his seat, and grew exasperated over the mundane thoughts he had in his head.

"Should I tell my feelings to Girl A? or Girl B? Pero bakit ganito, mas naiin-love ako sa barista? This cannot be! Magkabaro kami! Damn this coffee!!!"

He finally mustered the courage. He walked up to the barista. This is it, he told himself, this is my moment! Tsaka na ko mag-update ng thread ko sa tsikot. Marami na rin naman akong nadenggoy dun. Kaligayahan ko muna ang iisipin ko!!

"Hi fowgee! My name is Blutut. May I know yours?"

"I'm Uls...hmmm...baluktut..."
"it's blutut not baluktut"
"sorry, blutut, i can't help but notice, you seem like a gigolo! kanina lang iba ka date mo ngayon naman iba"
"di naman pare, nagkataon lang na nakita ko dito si girl b, by the way, ganda ng pink shirt mo ah. bagay na bagay sayo lalo na pag ganyang nakatayo ang collar".....

[midinite]

will blutut finally score?

abangan...




:popcorn:

[mbeige]

Pag may bago tayong member na "missingtut" ang pangalan, we know what happened

[Chip]

LOL!!!!

back to work peons! *whipish!*

[badsekktor]

this thread is really amusing and funny!! anyway, just to give blutut the benefit of the doubt, my insights on your situation would be
1. you might be gay.... its just you still havent discovered it....
2. the girl might have tendencies of being attracted to gay guys since it seems that his first relationship ended up living together for a month without having ***... and you said that you never had any ***ual intercourse even if you had several oppurtunities....

[uls]

"I'm Uls...hmmm...baluktut..."
"it's blutut not baluktut"
"sorry, blutut, i can't help but notice, you seem like a gigolo! kanina lang iba ka date mo ngayon naman iba"
"di naman pare, nagkataon lang na nakita ko dito si girl b, by the way, ganda ng pink shirt mo ah. bagay na bagay sayo lalo na pag ganyang nakatayo ang collar".....

haha yoko sumali jan

narrator ako

[leinahtan]

I've been skipping this thread unknowing how interesting and funny this is. As for the benefit of the starter, I'd like to ask a simple question since you've been through all those beso-besos and stuffs like that on the girl. Have you ever descended on her and used your tongue? Teka, bulgar na yata. he he he! Baka yun yung inayaw nya sa yo, never been utilizing your most fleshy, movable organ of your mouth to the fullest.

[midinite]

haha yoko sumali jan

narrator ako

:rofl01:

baka sumunod siya sa banyo...ingat

[boybi]

Sorry to break the fun guys, but this thread is getting nowhere.